This story will be short and hopefully be funny. :)
In a dialogue script kind.
A Day of Shani and Friends/Family
Shani and her best friend Izzy sits down and talking some random things.
Shani: Look Iz, I like James May, but you can't expect me to stop watching Top Gear.
Izzy: Shan, I blame you because my baby sister fancies the Hamster!
Shani: Well done to your sister fancying Richard!
Izzy: That's bad and she's 11 for Jesus Christ!
Shani: *strugs* Oh cock.
These two ladies are still bickering for Shani's sake. Izzy is not happy that her best friend fancies Captain Slow.
Izzy: Oh god, why do you like him? He's an old man!! Perv!
Shani: Shut it, he's not old, he's 46 for the love of God! And god he's sexy.
Izzy: I'm going to be sick.
Shani: Oh shut it.
Izzy: Yeah, I'm going be sick because you fancy James May. Perv! Perv!
Shani is talking on the phone to her niece, Raven-Baby for a bit.
Raven: Hii Auntie.
Shani: Hello Ravi. How's life for you and Usher?
Raven: I'm good and Usha's okay. You?
Shani: I'm good thanks. Busy doing coursework. (whispers) Oh fuck it!
Raven: What did you say ago?
Shani: What?
Raven: The three words you were mumbling.
Shani: I wasn't mumbling!
Raven: Yes you were!
Shani: Nope.
Raven: Yes.
Shani: Oh bugger.
Shani: I said: Oh cock. Okay?
Raven: I think you said a swear word.
Shani: I did not.
Raven: Yes, you did!
Shani: Naf.
To be continued.....
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