A Short Story (I think)

This story will be short and hopefully be funny. :)
In a dialogue script kind.

A Day of Shani and Friends/Family

Shani and her best friend Izzy sits down and talking some random things.

Shani: Look Iz, I like James May, but you can't expect me to stop watching Top Gear.
Izzy: Shan, I blame you because my baby sister fancies the Hamster!
Shani: Well done to your sister fancying Richard!
Izzy: That's bad and she's 11 for Jesus Christ!
Shani: *strugs* Oh cock.

These two ladies are still bickering for Shani's sake. Izzy is not happy that her best friend fancies Captain Slow.

Izzy: Oh god, why do you like him? He's an old man!! Perv!
Shani: Shut it, he's not old, he's 46 for the love of God! And god he's sexy.
Izzy: I'm going to be sick.
Shani: Oh shut it.
Izzy: Yeah, I'm going be sick because you fancy James May. Perv! Perv!

Shani is talking on the phone to her niece, Raven-Baby for a bit.

Raven: Hii Auntie.
Shani: Hello Ravi. How's life for you and Usher?
Raven: I'm good and Usha's okay. You?
Shani: I'm good thanks. Busy doing coursework. (whispers) Oh fuck it!
Raven: What did you say ago?
Shani: What?
Raven: The three words you were mumbling.
Shani: I wasn't mumbling!
Raven: Yes you were!
Shani: Nope.
Raven: Yes.
Shani: Oh bugger.
Shani: I said: Oh cock. Okay?
Raven: I think you said a swear word.
Shani: I did not.
Raven: Yes, you did!
Shani: Naf.


To be continued.....

Me.

This is all about me - LOL xD

All About Me

Name: Shani aka shaniACE

Age: 15

Reppin at: Purley

Likes: Top Gear, Music, Message Boards, watching TV, swimming, ice skating, on my laptop, reading Top Gear magazine, The Daily Telegraph, The Daily Mirror and The Sun, supercars.

Dislikes: Hybrids, any eco-car crap, idiots parading on to TV (for example Dick & Dom), pain, complaining, being a bitch and school!

Status: Single (really)

Fancies: James May :P :P

Websites: http://www.twitter.com/shaniace (Twitter)

http://shaniace.proboards.com (Message Board)

http://www.myspace.com/shaniace_icons (New MySpace page)

Feeling Bored (James cheered me up :D)

I'm currently on half-term and I'm so bloody bored.

This is absolutely bollocks.

I could do something interesting other than being on my laptop and watching TV.

Half term meant to be a break from school and have a chance to do something that you couldn't get the chance to do during school time.

I was bored for the last three days doing NOTHING.

It's crap. But I love Top Gear so I watch that on Dave everyday.

Last night I watched Oz and James Drink to Britain on BBC2. It was a cracker :)

Oh I love James May.

Well he's well cool with long hair.
And he has some lovely shirts and stripey jumpers.

And has some intelligence than Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson.

Oh, he is so sexy.